things i love today

I'm going to post about whatever I'm really into at any given moment. Things I am always into: books, cats, soda.

These guys are doing video reviews of chain restaurants. This is my new favorite show, and it is now my life’s dream to guest star. 

maxsilvestri:

Rich Juzwiak (FourFour, This American Life, etc) and I are going to be video-reviewing chain restaurants for Eater NY, because we love chain restaurants. A lot. Here is our first installment, the Red Lobster in Times Square. They put cheese on stuff!

[Eater NY]

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today’s featured tumblr staff member is someone I made out with in college. I find this hilarious.

I put this on while we were folding laundry. Tom is not a fan. Also while watching, I behaved as though I was stoned and marveled at the softness of my own hair and the smallness of our new DVD player. gazellefamily: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, SEASON 5 “In an alternate universe, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is the comeback album from the pharcyde and it’s twice as funny as BIZARRE RIDE II and is so stoned and exuberant that the disc actually smells like weed. oh! but here it’s a show and it’s rotten. sad.” -Tommy Gazelle

I put this on while we were folding laundry. Tom is not a fan. Also while watching, I behaved as though I was stoned and marveled at the softness of my own hair and the smallness of our new DVD player.

gazellefamily:

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, SEASON 5

“In an alternate universe, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is the comeback album from the pharcyde and it’s twice as funny as BIZARRE RIDE II and is so stoned and exuberant that the disc actually smells like weed. oh! but here it’s a show and it’s rotten. sad.”

-Tommy Gazelle

dogs with jobs. laurengcarey: photojojo: War Dog - a Gallery of Military Dogs The dog above is jumping out of a helicopter and into water while wearing a life vest! Talk about badass. The record for highest jump is 30,100 feet! Side note: The Special Ops team that got into Osama bin Laden’s compound did so by being lowered in from a helicopter, and their team also included a dog. via The Atlantic BAD ASS DOG.

dogs with jobs.

laurengcarey:

photojojo:

War Dog - a Gallery of Military Dogs

The dog above is jumping out of a helicopter and into water while wearing a life vest! Talk about badass. The record for highest jump is 30,100 feet!

Side note: The Special Ops team that got into Osama bin Laden’s compound did so by being lowered in from a helicopter, and their team also included a dog.

via The Atlantic

BAD ASS DOG.

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boyfriend cardigans. stupid name, excellent concept.

danmeth: Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews is the internet’s premier movie review website for people too lazy to read more than 3 sentences. Follow it!gazellefamily: COCKTAIL I get the most intense dance vibes from watching “Cocktail”. Cruise is almost impossible to both watch and take your eyes off of as he struts, preens, and awkwardly duckwalks to the Georgia Satellites.-Tommy Gazelle In a B.J. Frost-like manipulation of time, the penniless Flanagan gets the furious Shue to forgive him, elopes, opens his bar “Cocktails and Dreams”, all before Shue even gives birth to fucked twins.-Danny Gazelle

danmeth:

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews is the internet’s premier movie review website for people too lazy to read more than 3 sentences. Follow it!

gazellefamily:

COCKTAIL

I get the most intense dance vibes from watching “Cocktail”. Cruise is almost impossible to both watch and take your eyes off of as he struts, preens, and awkwardly duckwalks to the Georgia Satellites.
-Tommy Gazelle

In a B.J. Frost-like manipulation of time, the penniless Flanagan gets the furious Shue to forgive him, elopes, opens his bar “Cocktails and Dreams”, all before Shue even gives birth to fucked twins.
-Danny Gazelle

Wearing a spring skirt I bought back in November for the first time. No tights. I am free of your chains, tights! For a few months, at least.

running in the rain. Even though I had to do it carrying my iPod in a plastic baggie.

though I experienced it yesterday, I still love it today.

all six people in my row on the train were reading books.

the zucchini basil soup at buttermilk channel. yes.